How Michael imagines people react to his singing.
Ah. Michael loves his hip-hop. And I believe his enjoyment of it is genuine — that it’s not just some midlife crisis thing.
However, singing the songs to himself at his desk — definitely trying to prove something to us about what a cool boss we have.
The song of the week this week was “Apple Bottom Jeans” (OK it’s called “Low” but it’s the Apple Bottom Jeans song to me)
Suddenly I hear in a half whisper as he walks past my desk:
“Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
Shorty got low low low low low low low low”
Except I swear instead of “boots” he said something about soup.
Rather than making Michael look cooler, he managed to just make the song less cool. A lot less cool.
Sorry T-Pain. (excuse me, my bad, FLO-RIDA)
OK, I LOVE that song, and I want to hear your weirdo boss sing his version of it.
its not even tpains song. its flo rida.
How right you are. How did no one catch that before?
Hehehehe I love Steve Carell…the only thing is, tragically, the song is called “Low,” not “Apple Bottom Jeans.” Also, it is performed by a rapper named Flo-Rida, and not T-Pain. Sorry to break it to you, guys. Maybe you need to get your facts straight…lolz. GO THE OFFICE!
Yes yes Dwight already beat you to that one. Google failed me again.
At least I got the lyrics right.