Posts Tagged ‘NBC’

Buzz kill

In Entertainment, Humor, Television, The Office, Work on November 16, 2009 at 10:20 am
Pam and Jim company picnic

Enjoyed a long-awaited vacation. Now back to reality.

I have been on vacation from Dunder Mifflin for about a week and a half. I came in this morning with a euphoric sense of not caring what Michael might say or do.

He immediately came over and started telling me the details of how he handled various situations that I would normally take care of. As if I cared. Honestly, the first time I thought of Dunder Mifflin while on my vacation was 7 days after I walked out the door. It was a brief fleeting thought, like some vague memory of a place I once visited.

And the feeling this morning was nice. Yes, I didn’t care what Michael was saying, but I also didn’t care that he was saying it. Kinda like when the dentist gives you a great anesthetic and you don’t care that two gloved hands and a drill are in your mouth while drool is running down your face.

But as with every conversation with Michael he has to keep pushing and pushing and pushing until he gets a negative reaction out of you that forces him to retreat to his office to pout.

In the midst of his rundown he tells me of course Angela sent him an e-mail outlining all the things he did wrong that week. I was familiar with these e-mails, but had become pretty aware of her peeves and usually caught all of them before reports hit her desk.

“Yes,” I said from atop my vacation cloud. “There are many things I have to fix before those reports can get sent out.”

“Well what I didn’t know is that now there are different cover sheets that we have to use depending on what type of report it is.”

My cloud sank a little. “Yes I told you about that when they changed the policy.”

“Well I didn’t know how to do that,” Michael said in his victim voice.


“Yes, well, Michael, I believe your exact words when I told you about the change were ‘Well I think that’s corporate’s problem, not ours,’ which of course turned into my problem.”

Michael paused.

“Well anyway,” he said, “there was also a problem with…”

I didn’t quite hear the rest of what he said. I let my cloud float upward as much as it could. I know by the end of the day it will have sunk completely to the ground, covering me in fog instead of letting me bob in delight.

But for now I will enjoy my memories and focus on January … when my vacation days reset.


No seriously, NBC is stalking me…

In Entertainment, Humor, Television, The Office, Work on April 8, 2009 at 7:49 am

So did anyone see the “Girlfriend Voice” skit on SNL this week?

I can’t get video to embed on WordPress, but check out the video here,  when the YouTube clip above inevitably gets pulled.

Bill Hader’s call with his girlfriend sounds sooooo much like Michael Scott and Jan it’s creepy. “I protect you from the DRAgons!” hahahah!

I agree with Seth Rogan “Wow that was not fun to hear!”

Well the SNL skit was fun to hear, but it’s less fun in reality. So now NBC is enlisting other TV shows to mimic my life. Great.

Name game

In Entertainment, Humor, Television, The Office, Work on November 18, 2008 at 3:57 am
Pam Beesly, The Office
Hi all… Wasn’t feeling well last week. I’ll try to catch up on stories this week 🙂
So I have been dying to tell all of you this, but for sake of anonymity of my company I’ll have to be vague.
The theory that NBC is using its vast resources to mock me is seeming more and more like a real possibility.
One of the people at my office has the same name as a character that was briefly part of the show The Office. First name, last name, the whole shebang. I spit out the soda I was drinking the day I discovered that.
And then last week I found out we have someone new working for us with the same name (first and last) of one of the regular characters on the show.
Are you freaking kidding me?!? We don’t have THAT many people who work here. Come on. Where are the cameras?!