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Happy Valentine’s Day … uh-huh

In Entertainment, Humor, Television, The Office, Work on February 13, 2009 at 2:55 am
"Is that all you got me?"

"Is that all you got me?"

“So ordered all this stuff for Jan for Valentine’s Day,” Michael said leaning on my desk while I was mid-typing. “Of course she knew about it because she’s the one who guilted me into buying all of it.”

“Uh-huh”

“She saw some TV show where she said there was a special where you could get these flowers and chocolate covered strawberries for $50, and if you bought them together it was 2 cents cheaper.”

“Uh huh.”

“So I look on the Web site and I see the special on the flowers, but not on the strawberries. Well it turns out they are $50 EXTRA, when you order the flowers, not $50 total.

“Uh-huh.”

“So they were supposed to arrive today, but she called and said she hadn’t gotten them yet. But I had gotten an e-mail saying that they were delivered at 2:26.”

“Uh-huh”

“So I told her, well did you look out front, or maybe in the garage. And somehow they had gotten then in the garage!”

“Uh-huh”

Pause.

“I thought I wasn’t going to have to buy her anything this year. I mean we’re staying at the Hilton Garden Inn and seeing that play, which we were supposed to be paying for using that gift card that got lost. I would think that would be enough!”

“Uh-huh”

“I’ve certainly gotten by cheaper in the past, that’s for sure.” Finally he started heading toward his office.

Pause.

“That’s OK. She did give me the money at Christmas that I told her to spend on herself and told me to put toward a new bicycle.”

Uh-huh.

Can you FEEL the love in the air? Happy Valentine’s Day my lovely Dunderheads!

Valentine's Day, The Office