Oh my GOD! You didn't watch "Dancing with the Stars" last night? Were you ill? Did someone die?
I broke one of my rules last week.
And I paid for it.
Never, never, never go the the breakroom unless Michael is in his office. If Michael is on the prowl, any sign that you are not busy with work (like getting a cup of coffee) is an invitation for disaster. And the breakroom is small and easy to get trapped in.
Silly me.
Michael had been away from his desk for about 20 minutes. I didn’t know where he was and was dying for my morning tea.
By the time I realized what I had walked into, it was too late.
Michael and Kelly were talking animatedly in the breakroom about the one thing they have in common: their love for reality TV.
“Well it’s a shame because they do all that work and one couple won’t even get to perform their dance!” Kelly said.
“Yeah?” Michael asked.
Dancing with the Stars. Ahh the fall season has begun. I ducked low and slipped between them to where the hot water dispenser was. Michael LOVED to torture me with gobs of details about TV shows I don’t watch, that he KNOWS I don’t watch. I have nothing against the shows, but come on, I don’t bore him with details about Lost or (ironically) The Office, neither of which HE cares about.
Maybe since he had a friend to talk about this show with, he would leave me alone.
Kelly kept chattering about details from the show. Michael leaned over to me as I opened a bag of tea.
“The ‘Dancing with the Stars’ season premiere was last night,” Michael said just inches from my face.
“Mmmmmmmmm,” I said moving more swiftly and skipping my beloved sugar.
“SHE doesn’t watch it,” Michael said to Kelly shooting his thumb in my direction.
Thanks Michael.
“Oh my gosh, but it’s SO entertaining,” Kelly said.
“Oh I believe you,” I told her walking toward the door, which she was halfway blocking.
“And THIS season, Cloris Leachman is on the show, and oh wow what a cute little thing she is,” Kelly squealed. “I HOPE she makes it!”
I started waving my hands in protest and slid past her out the door.
“She’s running for her life!” Kelly giggled.
“And it wasn’t even ME this time!” Michael chortled with glee.
Yes Michael. You were so innocent in the situation. Hooray! You got to see me squirm! I’m glad I made your day.
I vowed to never never never break my rules again.
Tomorrow, I share with you some of my other rules.